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Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow Shirt

$20.00$22.00

Spread Awareness with Style – “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow” Shirt

Last chance to order!  This design is being discontinued. Get them while you can.
Still available:  Small, Medium, 3X-Large

Show your love for wildlife and national parks with this playful yet important message. The “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow” shirt features a fun graphic reminding everyone to keep a safe distance from wild bison. Perfect for nature lovers, hikers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh while promoting wildlife safety. Poly blend to stay cool on the trail. Available in various sizes up to XXXL.

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Stay Safe and Stylish with the “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow” Shirt!

Embrace the playful spirit of our parks with this humorous yet important message. The shirt with the nod to the popular social media in-joke helps remind visitors to respect our wild bison and keep a safe distance. Featuring a bold graphic of a bison and a warning sign, this shirt is both a conversation starter and an essential piece of outdoor awareness.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Comfortable Fit: Made from soft, breathable fabric, perfect for all your adventures in nature.
  • Eye-Catching Design: The bright yellow warning sign graphic ensures the message is clear while adding a fun twist to your wardrobe.
  • Educational and Fun: Show your support for wildlife safety and spread awareness with a smile.

Perfect for:

  • Nature enthusiasts and park lovers
  • Gift for friends and family who love the great outdoors
  • Anyone who enjoys a good laugh and values wildlife preservation

Wear your “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow” shirt on your next hike or even just around town. Not only will you look great, but you’ll also be promoting an important message to keep our wildlife (and visitors) safe.  Looking for other ways to support the bison in the Black Hills?  Consider Adopting a Bison, and get a bison plush you CAN pet!

Product Details:

  • Material: 60% Cotton / 40% Poly
  • Color: Maroon with a yellow and black graphic
  • Sizes: Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Join the movement of responsible park visitors and grab your “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cow” shirt today!

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SMALL, LARGE, MED, XLARGE, XXL, XXXL

XXX-LARGE, XX-LARGE, X-LARGE, LARGE, MEDIUM, SMALL

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